Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Dear Mr. Fed Ex Guy...
The poor Fed Ex delivery people. They must think there is a contract out on their lives with all the talk that goes on in "Guatemalaadoptionworld" about stalking Fed Ex. So Mr. Fed Ex guy, do you feel like someone is watching you? That's me, but I mean no harm Mr. Fed Ex. guy, really! I just want to know when you deliver my DNA results to the US Embassy in Guatemala so they can make me an appointment to come and get my baby girl! Now you can understand that, right?! I see that your computers were last updated at 6:45 this morning, and my precious package was in transit through Miami. I would really appreciate it if you could deliver my package before the Embassy closes today, 'cause if you show up at your deadline of 6pm they will already be closed and you will have to re deliver it tomorrow. That's more work for you, and we wouldn't want now that would we? So if you will just do this one favor for me, I promise to stop stalking you, deal?! That being said, I cannot however speak for those who will follow in my footsteps in the coming weeks and months, sorry!
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I believe that there are more than just yourself stalking him for Ana's DNA to arrive. Just remember Mr. Fed EX guy. I am not afired of Guantanmo Bay alright. So those results had better be there today. (for any officals reading this blog, come on take a joke).
The day they deliver the most important news that this Mimi has been waiting to hear I will hand deliver a box of pastries to our local FED EX.............Mimi
This is the location I will deliver to:
FedEx Authorized Ship Center
A S A P
114c Calef Hwy
Epping, NH 03042
Phone: (603) 679-3737
And I could be persuaded to bring them a Generation's pizza instead!
OK!!!!!!! I heard I need to paying our FEDEX guys a visit tomorrow as the results are in Guatemala and en route to the embassy!!!
I'll be taking over where you left off very soon.
STOP PAYMENT ON THAT CHECK!
The Fed-EX guy did not make it to the embassy in time today......it should be there tomorrow
-Greg
Well then they get their treat tomorrow!
I think you mean business. He had better get it delivered!!
Gail
Oh yeah, wait a minute Mr Fed Ex…wai-ai-ai-ait Mr Fed Ex…
Please Mr Fed Ex, look and see
Are DNA results in your truck for me?
‘Cause it’s been nearly a year
That we’re waiting for Ana to come here.
There must be some word today-ay-ay-ay
‘Bout our baby-she’s so far away
Please Mr Fed Ex, look and see
She needs to be with her family
I’ve been standing here waiting Mr Fed Ex
So-o-o patiently
For DNA results so I can make my blog PINK
(Yeh, my husband’s feet really do stink!)
Please Mr Fed Ex, look and see
Are the results in your truck for me?
‘Cause it’s been a mighty long time
Since I’ve held this baby of mine
So many days, you’ve passed me by-y-y-y-y
See the tears standing in my eyes
You didn’t stop and I couldn’t stop crying
This wait for Ana is simply too trying
You better wait a minute, wait a minute
You better wait a minute, wait a minute
Please, please Mr Fed Ex
Just check and see, one more time for me-e-e
You better wait a minute, wait a minute
You better wait a minute, wait a minute
Please before Ian gets off the bus
Delivery the results, then she comes home with us!!!
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